Actual writings in Mpumalanga Hospital Register

Term Life

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Actual writings in Mpumalanga Hospital Register

·     Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

·     2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

·     3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

·     4. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only 11kgs weight gain in the past three days.

·     She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

·     Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

·     On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

·     The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

·     The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

·     Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

·     Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

·     Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

·     She is numb from her toes down.

·     While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

·     The skin was moist and dry.

·     Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

·     Patient was alert and unresponsive.

·     Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

·     She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

·     I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

·     Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

·     The patient refused autopsy.

·     The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

·     Skin: somewhat pale but present.

·     Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

·     Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

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