‘n BOER MAAK ‘N PLAN

3 men, an Irish farmer, Jacob Zuma and a Boertjie are
all granted a wish
by a Genie.

Irish farmer wishes that all the land in Ireland will be
the most fertile
in the world, forever and ever.

POOF, this was done in a flash and the Irish Farmer was
very satisfied.

Zuma was next and very amazed and impressed at this
display of power.

He started his wish: “I want all the whites to be
removed from Africa and
a wall must be built around all of my black brothers and
sisters to protect
them. This wall must be so high and so strong that no
whites can come into
our land at all.

POOF, this was done in a flash. A great wall surrounded
Africa. Zuma
glowed and glared at the Boertjie triumphantly.

Boertjie said: “Before I make my wish, tell me more
about this wall”

Genie: “Its 5000ft high, 5000 bricks thick, nothing gets
in, nothing gets
out, guaranteed”

Boertjie lights up his pipe, smiled and said ” Maak hom
vol water Boet!”

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