2012 Olympics joke

It’s 2012 and it’s the Olympics in London.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a South African want to get in but they haven’t got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. “McTavish, Scotland,” he says, “”Discus” and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.   “Waddington-Smythe, England,” he says, “Pole vaulting” and in he walks.
The South African looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. “Julliaaas, South Africa,” he says, “Fencing!”

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